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Tina’s Reviews

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this website are those of Tina The Swinger.  The reviews I have provided for you are based on my own personal experience.  I strongly suggest you visit the clubs and websites and form your own opinions.

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In my opinion the Trapeze Club in Atlanta is a very attractive and upscale club.  There is a lot to say about this place. 

When you arrive at the club there is valet parking available.  I strongly suggest you use it.  The valet parking is free you just have to tip the attendants a few bucks.  If you park your own car you will have to park kind of far away.  Once you enter the club you will be greeted by a front desk person (They are always very nice)  If you don't have a membership you will have to go to a computer monitor and enter the necessary information to buy a membership.  I don't remember everything they ask but most of the questions ask rather or not you are offended by nudity and pornography and stuff like that.  They also ask your name and you must be 21 with proper identification.  You will be asked if you have a bottle (alcohol) to check in.  If you have a bottle to check in they will put your membership number on the bottle and send the bottle to the bar.  That way, when you go to the bar you just give the bartender your membership number and he/she will get your bottle and make you a drink however you want it (they have all the mixers).  You do not have to pay for your drink because you provided the bottle.  You should tip however.  You cannot buy a drink at this club.  It is BYOB. 

After you have completed the membersip questionaire and purchased your membership you will enter the club.  It looks like a very normal club with a couple of bars, dance floor, dj and lots of people.  You don't realize it's a little different until you notice the porn on the television monitors.  You can really have fun if you relax at this point.  People are not having sex here.  They are just drinking and dancing and having a really good time.  I strongly suggest you relax and try to mingle and have fun and not try to have sex with someone at this point.

So where is the sex?  Well, this is a big ass club!!  There is a second half of the club and before you can enter the second half of the club you must remove all your street clothes and put on a towel.  That's right.  There is a very nice locker room with attendants and that is where you will take off your clothes.  People always ask me why do they have to take off their clothes so let me make it very clear.  You don't have to take off your clothes.  You can remain in the front section of the club and drink and dance and party with your clothes on... but, if you want to have sex you will have to take your clothes off.  It is always your choice.  When you enter the second half of the club everyone will have on a towel just like you so you won't stand out.  You may first notice a bar and several sitting areas back there.  They also have a group room were several couples may be having sex at the same time.  There are also several private rooms with just a bed, some mirrors and a few hooks on the wall.  Trapeze club is very good at keeping the place clean and changing the sheets very often and they will provide clean sheets immediately upon request if you let them know you need them.  They also provide plenty of condoms.  There is also a swimming pool and 3 hot tubs.  People do have sex in the pools and the hot tubs.  In this area of the club people are having sex all over the place.  It's really hot.  My first time I had an orgasm just standing in the middle of the floor because it was like watching live porn.  It was an experience like no other. 

The atmosphere and experience is really based on your relationship status and the day of the week that you attend.  So I'm going to break it down like this:

Wednesday:  I attended on Wednesday nights when I first became a memeber back in 2003.  In my opinion Wednesday nights are a good night for everyone.  There are single men and women and also couples.  The couples are usually only interested in the single females or other couples.  It's pretty laid back on Wednesday's and in my opinion this is a good night to make friends as well as fuck buddies.

Thursday:  I have attended approximately 5 times on a Thursday night since 2003.  Each time was very slow and boring.  Most times there were more staff than members.  Something like me and 5 horny guys waiting for me to fuck them all and that's not going to happen.  So I chatted with the staff, had a little bit to eat and got the hell out of there.

Friday:  In my opinion Friday night is full of a lot of married men who don't understand the lifestyle.  They are there without their wives and they are not behaving very well.  I have gone on Friday nights alone and with a date.  Each time I have gone on a Friday nights the place is full of too many single guys.  So you have these single guys who are horny as hell because they see naked women all around them, some couples fucking right before them and porn on all the television screens so when they see a single female walk in they get very excited and at the same time try to look cool.   If you come in as a couple it's not so cool on a Friday night because the single men out number all the couples and single females combined.   However, if you are looking for a single man to fuck this is the perfect night!

Saturday:  Absolutely the best night to attend!!  Couples and single females only.  The food is awesome the dj is awesome.  My favorite night to attend.

Sunday:  Believe it or not Sunday is a lot of fun if your a late person.  The club opens at 8p.m. but most people don't show up on Sunday until around midnight... I don't know why but that's how Sunday goes.  The exception is when Monday is a federal holiday.  When Monday is a holiday the place is packed all night long and a lot of fun.


                      Little Wings of Atlanta

In my opinion, Little Wings is a Big Fucking Nightmare!!!  The club is in a warehouse district which is okay but they didn't do much to make you feel like you are no longer in a warehouse once you enter the club.  The enterior looks like my unlce Tommy did it on his day off.  Ok...Let's start outside, there is very little parking and no valet or security.  Once you enter the club you come into a very small lobby in the lobby is a teller like window with a guy who collects the money.  There is also a chair and little table and some tacky art work on the wall in this area.  If you choose to attend little wings pay close attention to the lobby because the lobby will give you a very good example of what the rest of the club looks like.  Very dingy, dusty and outdated.  You can also go to the website www.littlewingsofatlanta.com and look at some pictures.  The pictures are a pretty accurate except you can't really see the dirt and dust or feel the heat or cold depending on the season.

Once you enter you will probably feel like you just made a mistake.  There are extension cords and wires hanging everywhere.  This club is very dirty, the staff is unprofessional and tacky.  I don't care what night of the week you attend the club is a mess.  In the summer it's extremely hot in the club and in the winter it's freezing in some parts of the club.  To fix the problem they put space heaters in the private room rather than updating the hvac system.  You have to be the first person to fuck on the beds because they don't change or provide new sheets after the club has opened.  The bar does provide chasers but you have to keep your bottle in the locker.  OMG the locker area!!!  Please look at the pictures on the website.  The locker area is aweful!!   It is no secret.  I DO NOT LIKE THIS CLUB, THE OWNER OR THE STAFF!!!   On the other hand, if you don't have any class and you want to save a few bucks or if you don't mind fucking on dirty sperm infested sheets this is the place for you have fun.  There are better options in Atlanta.  Much better.

                            Web Sites

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Swinglifestyle is my absolute favorite website for finding other swingers.  I am located in Atlanta but SLS has  members from all over the world.  I really like this site beause most of the members are true swingers.  Lots of couples and single females.  If you are a single male I especially suggest you visit and join this site so that you can find a partner to escort you to the swingers parties and clubs.  I also use SLS to find a fuck buddy and a club to attend when I travel.  SLS has this really cool map of every state in the country and a list of all major swingers clubs and even small swingers parties listed by state and city.  After you become a member you can join a group in your area.  I like joining groups because that way you can get to know some of the people who may be attending the next upcoming party and then decide if you want to attend.  You can also usually get discounts to some clubs and parties if you are a member of that clubs group.  There is soooo much more on this website.  It's free to join but you do have to purchase a membership to use all the resources available on the site.   SLS is just AWESOME




 

Ashley Madison is another one of my favorites.  Ashley Madison is not for swingers so it's not for me.  However if you are married and want to find another married person who simply wants to have an affair with not strings attached this is the website for you. So, for all the men who don't have a swinging partner because they "think" their wife would not be interested, may I suggest Ashley Madison.  This website gurantee's that you will find someone to have an affair because everyone on it is married or in a committed relationship and they simply want to have an affair no strings attached.  Personally, I think if you are going to have an affair it should be with someone who is married also because they are more likely to keep your secret.   The gurantee makes Ashley Madison worth trying.