Swingers Clubs

                        

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This update is for single ladies.  In the past few months I have been to Trapeze twice.  Once on a Thursday (Ladies Night) and Once on Saturday.  I saw an ad on another website posted by Trapeze Club that said Thursday nights were "Absolutely Free" to the first 30 ladies. The ad also said "no strings attached." So I decided to check it out for FREE.  I was approximately the 10th single female there and I expected to get in for absolutely free with no strings attached but I had to pay $25 for a membership and the $10 door fee was waived.  I asked about the ad and manager said that they will only honor the rates that are on the actual Trapeze website.  Just wanted to make you aware because if I was not the only single female that thought absolutely free meant ...you know... Free.  I have also discovered that if you (single ladies) go on Saturday the membership fee is $50 and the admission fee is $15.  It is clearly stated on the website but I was very suprised to learn that a single female attending Trapeze for the first time would be required to pay $65.  As you will read in my review I think Trapeze is the best club in Atlanta but I think they can do better to attract single females.  Also, I think if they gave single females a better rate the single guys wouldn't be standing around outside offering to pay if the woman will escort them in. (by the way ladies please don't ever do that) So, single ladies if you really really want to attend Trapeze and you want to save a little money I suggest you go on Thursday and buy the membership for $25 and then attend on Saturday for only $15 for a savings of $25 but a little extra time lost.
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In my opinion the Trapeze Club in Atlanta is a very attractive and upscale club.  There is a lot to say about this place. 

When you arrive at the club there is valet parking available.  I strongly suggest you use it.  The valet parking is free but you should tip the attendants.  If you park your own car you will have to park kind of far away.  Once you enter the club you will be greeted by a front desk person (They are always very nice)  If you don't have a membership you will have to go to a computer monitor and enter the necessary information to buy a membership.  I don't remember everything they ask but most of the questions ask rather or not you are offended by nudity and pornography and stuff like that.  They also ask your name and you must be 21 with proper identification.  You will be asked if you have a bottle (alcohol) to check in.  If you have a bottle to check in they will put your membership number on the bottle and send the bottle to the bar.  That way, when you go to the bar you just give the bartender your membership number and he/she will get your bottle and make you a drink however you want it (they have all the mixers).  You do not have to pay for your drink because you provided the bottle.  You should tip however.  You cannot buy a drink at this club.  It is BYOB. 

After you have completed the membersip questionaire and purchased your membership you will enter the club.  It looks like a very normal club with a couple of bars, dance floor, dj and lots of people.  You don't realize it's a little different until you notice the porn on the television monitors.  You can really have fun if you relax at this point.  People are not having sex here.  They are just drinking and dancing and having a really good time.  I strongly suggest you relax and try to mingle and have fun and not try to have sex with someone at this point.

So where is the sex?  Well, this is a big ass club!!  There is a second half of the club and before you can enter the second half of the club you must remove all your street clothes and put on a towel.  That's right.  There is a very nice locker room with attendants and that is where you will take off your clothes.  People always ask me why do they have to take off their clothes so let me make it very clear.  You don't have to take off your clothes.  You can remain in the front section of the club and drink and dance and party with your clothes on... but, if you want to have sex you will have to take your clothes off.  It is always your choice.  When you enter the second half of the club everyone will have on a towel just like you so you won't stand out.  You may first notice a bar and several sitting areas back there.  They also have a group room were several couples may be having sex at the same time.  There are also several private rooms with just a bed, some mirrors and a few hooks on the wall.  Trapeze club is very good at keeping the place clean and changing the sheets very often and they will provide clean sheets immediately upon request if you let them know you need them.  They also provide plenty of condoms.  There is also a swimming pool and 3 hot tubs.  People do have sex in the pools and the hot tubs.  In this area of the club people are having sex all over the place.  It's really hot.  My first time I had an orgasm just standing in the middle of the floor because it was like watching live porn.  It was an experience like no other. 

The atmosphere and experience is really based on your relationship status and the day of the week that you attend.  So I'm going to break it down like this:

Wednesday:  I attended on Wednesday nights when I first became a memeber back in 2003.  In my opinion Wednesday nights are a good night for everyone.  There are single men and women and also couples.  The couples are usually only interested in the single females or other couples.  It's pretty laid back on Wednesday's and in my opinion this is a good night to make friends as well as fuck buddies.

Thursday:  I have attended approximately 5 times on a Thursday night since 2003.  Each time was very slow and boring.  Most times there were more staff than members.  Something like me and 5 horny guys waiting for me to fuck them all and that's not going to happen.  So I chatted with the staff, had a little bit to eat and got the hell out of there.

Friday:  In my opinion Friday night is full of a lot of married men who don't understand the lifestyle.  They are there without their wives and they are not behaving very well.  I have gone on Friday nights alone and with a date.  Each time I have gone on a Friday nights the place is full of too many single guys.  So you have these single guys who are horny as hell because they see naked women all around them, some couples fucking right before them and porn on all the television screens so when they see a single female walk in they get very excited and at the same time try to look cool.   If you come in as a couple it's not so cool on a Friday night because the single men out number all the couples and single females combined.   However, if you are looking for a single man to fuck this is the perfect night!

Saturday:  Absolutely the best night to attend!!  Couples and single females only.  The food is awesome the dj is awesome.  My favorite night to attend.

Sunday:  Believe it or not Sunday is a lot of fun if your a late person.  The club opens at 8p.m. but most people don't show up on Sunday until around midnight... I don't know why but that's how Sunday goes.  The exception is when Monday is a federal holiday.  When Monday is a holiday the place is packed all night long and a lot of fun.


                      Little Wings of Atlanta

In my opinion, Little Wings is a Big Fucking Nightmare!!!  The club is in a warehouse district which is okay but they didn't do much to make you feel like you are no longer in a warehouse once you enter the club.  The enterior looks like my unlce Tommy constructed it on his day off.  Ok...Let's start outside, there is very little parking and no valet or security.  Once you enter the club you come into a very small lobby in the lobby is a teller like window with a guy who collects the money.  There is also a chair and little table and some tacky art work on the wall in this area.  If you choose to attend little wings pay close attention to the lobby because the lobby will give you a very good example of what the rest of the club looks like.  Very dingy, dusty and outdated.  You can also go to the website http://www.littlewingsofatlanta.com/ and look at some pictures.  The pictures are a pretty accurate except you can't really see the dirt and dust or feel the heat or cold depending on the season.

Once you enter you will probably feel like you just made a mistake.  There are extension cords and wires hanging everywhere.  This club is very dirty, the staff is unprofessional and tacky.  I don't care what night of the week you attend the club is a mess.  In the summer it's extremely hot in the club and in the winter it's freezing in some parts of the club.  To fix the problem they put space heaters in the private room rather than updating the hvac system.  You have to be the first person to fuck on the beds because they don't change or provide new sheets after the club has opened.  The bar does provide chasers but you have to keep your bottle in the locker.  OMG the locker area!!!  Please look at the pictures on the website.  The locker area is aweful!!   It is no secret.  I DO NOT LIKE THIS CLUB, THE OWNER OR THE STAFF!!!   On the other hand, if you don't have any class and you want to save a few bucks or if you don't mind fucking on dirty sperm infested sheets this is the place for you have fun.  There are better options in Atlanta.  Much better.

                            Web Sites

                    

First I meet them for virtual sex and then we have sex in person.  The Red Light Center is a website that will allow you to create a very life like avatar and then have random sex with all kinds of people.  You can also party, vacation and socialize.  You can even get drunk (virtually).  I love this site.  I have had virtual sex with people I didn't think I would ever have real sex with.  It's so much fun. The avatars are controlled by real people.  I have actually met men on this website and after having virtual sex we decide to meet for REAL sex.  It is free to set up a profile, create an avatar and hang out in some areas of the virtual world but you will have to get a VIP membership in order to get naked and have sex.  It's like $20 a month and it's just so cool.  I'll see you on the other side. Search for tinatheswinger.

This is the most amazing shit I have ever seen and I have seen a lot.  These "bad ass" women wrestle each other but it's not the cheesy girl fight that you may have seen before.  These ladies kick ass!!!  The objective seems to be to wrestle your opponent into submittion.  There are judges and a referee.  When the decision is made the winner gets a strap on and brutally fucks the shit out of the looser and the looser has to submit.  That is the best way I can describe it.  

While watching I can't take my eyes off the monitor.  If you join ($29.99) you can watch the matches live.  It's just fucking awesome.  I wish I had thought of it. Check it out.



                                 

Swinglifestyle is my absolute favorite website for finding other swingers.  I am located in Atlanta but SLS has  members from all over the world.  I really like this site because most of the members are true swingers.  Lots of couples and single females.  If you are a single male I especially suggest you visit and join this site so that you can find a partner to escort you to the swingers parties and clubs.  I also use SLS to find a fuck buddy and a club to attend when I travel.  SLS has this really cool map of every state in the country and a list of all major swingers clubs and even small swingers parties listed by state and city.  After you become a member you can join a group in your area.  I like joining groups because that way you can get to know some of the people who may be attending the next upcoming party and then decide if you want to attend.  You can also usually get discounts to some clubs and parties if you are a member of that clubs group.  There is soooo much more on this website.  It's free to join but you do have to purchase a membership to use all the resources available on the site.   SLS is just AWESOME